keepuporshutup:

My Mermaid @sheadontplay 😘🏊

keepuporshutup:

My Mermaid @sheadontplay 😘🏊

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Q
My boyfriend got me pregnant in the same bed my parents got pregnant with me in.
Anonymous
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everything-fuckable:

It is the fertility bed! Amazing! Why would your parents tell you where they had sex to have you? :/

Lol, my dad told me that the rest of my brothers and sisters are lying on pismo beach.

But hey, at least I made it out of the sand.



Just a handsome pitbull for your blog.


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deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

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maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

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rachaelshaww:

My dog won by a large amount of votes as ‘cutest pet’ for the local newspaper. But because he’s a pitbull he was not given the prize or recognition. So disappointed with the ignorance of this town. At least I know Valentino is the cutest pet in this town.

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